What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What! how could you do that?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

What do you mean son?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Do you know what she said mum?

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

True - how I loved my mum!

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”